Glock 30: The Subcompact 45 ACP

As long time readers know, I like to pack heat... That is, I'm strapped with a gat... In other words, I carry more hardware than Home Depot. Ok, now that all the slang is out of the way, I encourage the carrying of firearms by law abiding citizens. Nothing is more American that a .45 caliber pistol... well, maybe a pickup truck or a wet t-shirt contest.

Enter my Glocks. Yes, yes... I know I said nothing is more American that a .45... well, this gun is made in Austria. That's kind of like America, except for the whole "World War/Jew killing" thing. I mean, the past is the past... right? Besides, next time you see a uniformed police officer, check out what they are carrying. I bet dollars to donuts(whatever that means) that it's a Glock.

Regardless of the country of origin, this gun design has been around for more than 25 years. It's been carried and used by me for more than 8 years. It's stood the test of time, and it's been proven in combat time and time again. Nothing says reliability like a Glock.

I've recently taken to carrying my guns in a more discreet manner, that is concealed. I've always enjoyed the feeling of a big ass .45 on my hip, but when it came time to conceal that bad boy, I faced some issues. Some of the issues were overcome with proper holster/belt combinations (stay tuned for a report on that stuff). I was finally forced into looking at a smaller, lighter, more concealable weapon.

Not wanting to downgrade into a smaller caliber, I was faced with only a few options on pistols. For the sake of uniformity in training, grip, controls. I decided to go with the Glock's subcompact .45 the G-30. I want you to take the term "compact" loosely. This gun is a fair amount smaller than my full size G-21, but it's still larger than offerings from other companies (Kahr, Springfield XD, 1911 variants, etc). Two positive benefits by keeping it in the Glock family, are the interchangeability in accessories. My 13 round G-21 magazines fit into the compact version and my Crossbreed Holster accommodates both guns very well.

I was also a little concerned about accuracy with a smaller gun. You see, I've been shooting my Glock 21 for a while, making upgrades here and there, steadily making progress in accuracy. Usually what you gain in comfort and concealment, you sacrifice accuracy and firepower. While the standard magazine only holds 10 round, the 3 rounds is a worthwhile trade for the difference in size and weight. As far as accuracy goes, I'm more accurate with this smaller, stock gun than I ever was with the larger, upgraded full size pistol. I can't really explain it, but that's just the fact.

All in all, I'm quite pleased with the gun. It's small, comfortable to wear, accurate, and Glock-reliable. What more can I ask for? A small pocket gun, that's what... we'll save that for another post (hint, hint).

NRA Annual Meeting 2009

Each year the NRA holds a large meeting and exhibit. Each year, it's in a different city. This year, it happened to be in my state and my city! So, being a card-holding member of the NRA, I'm obligated to drag my butt down there. I'm glad that I did go, because I got to fondle and grope every gun that I've always dreamed about!

The show floor was a bustle of people, exhibits that were larger than life, and legends in the gun world walking around with mere mortals. All very exciting, but what about the important thing? The preservation of your rights to freedom? No. The networking with people in the firearms industry? No. The free schwag? Yes! Just kidding... but seriously, there was free stuff everywhere and I helped myself to more than my share.

I met a few interesting people, including Eric Shelton from Handgun Podcast fame, Carl from the Gundudes(who I called Stan... for no reason), and Tony Brown from the Firearms Cafe. I also ran into some more well known people like R. Lee Ermey and Tom Gresham! An exciting day for any gun nut.

I also got a chance to play with Ruger's new AR platform, the SR-55.
I fondled it and massaged it, basically I molested it. They actually asked me to leave the booth... well, they asked me to put my pants back on then leave the booth.

We have to keep supporting the NRA, not only to protect our rights and our freedoms, but to continue with productive events like this one. I'm glad that I got a chance to go, and I would jump at the chance to go again. Then again, it's in North Carolina next year... I don't see that happening.




One last thing... There were over 60,000 people attending the NRA meeting this year, I would bet good money that many of those people were armed (myself included). How is it that there weren't any mass shootings and gun violence?! Seems that law abiding ARMED citizens are peaceful. Keep that in mind the next time you hear about the "Evils of guns".

Yipeekiyay Mini Sirloin Burgers!!!

Ok, it's been a while but that's because I've had nothing worth posting about. That's all changed thanks to Jack in the Box and their Mini Sirloin Burgers. Well, the advertising for the mini sirloin burgers. 

A bunch of cowboys, tiny and bold....

Check the sweetass video below. 

Arizona CCW Permit: My Experience

W00t! CCW permit here I come! That's right folks, I finally got off my ass and went to get my CCW certification. Though I live in AZ, where open carry is permitted, I want to carry concealed every once in a while. Now I'm not saying that I don't still carry dual chrome .45s with ivory grips to a wedding or bar mitzvah, but now if I want to tone it down a little... I can.

So I chose to go to Scottsdale Gun Club for my certification. Now, it's a bit... "snooty" for some, but I like it. The range is always clean, the people are friendly, and it's in town(not 20 miles out... *cough* Ben Avery *cough*).

In Arizona you are now required to take an 8 hour class to receive your CCW permit. My class was scheduled for 8AM-5:30PM, with and hour break for lunch. So it's more of an 8ish hours of instruction. I arrived about 10-15 minutes early (as instructed) and still had to wait until 8AM to be let in the doors. The parking lot was relatively packed with people waiting to get inside. I wish I had taken a picture, because the cross section of people was rather amusing. Of course you had the older guys wearing military BDUs and black berets... and then you had the ultra redneck types, sporting the shooting vests and flannel clothing. There were a few of the stereotypical "independent and self empowered" women in the class, and a few college-aged douche bags. What category did I fall into? I did forget my kevlar tac-vest and ghillie suit at home, so I couldn't be grouped with the mall-ninjas... I guess douche bag? I don't know.

The instructor's name is Kevin Neal, he is a practicing attorney and judge for the city of Scottsdale. The lawyer/judge combo couldn't be a more perfect person to explain Arizona gun laws and how fucking lawyers can twist them. He's a personable guy, funny and made the class really interesting. He was also more than willing to answer ALL the stupid questions that people were asking. They say there are no stupid questions... that's not true at all. There ARE stupid questions, and very stupid people that ask them.

We started the morning out with basic stuff, signing the liability waiver and going over safety instructions. After all the prerequisite legal stuff was out of the way, we were instructed to head out the range for qualification. This part is probably what most people are worried about, and as it turns out it's the easiest part of the entire process. You are presented with a humanoid target, within the target are a rings labeled 10, 9, 8, etc. You are required to fire 10 rounds at the target (you must hit 5 shots at 15 feet and 5 at 30 feet) while keeping 70% rounds fired within the 8 ring. The 8 ring on the target we used measures 13" x13", a pretty large surface area. You can literally throw the gun and hit the 8 ring at 15 feet. If you can get the first 5 in the 8 ring, you are only required to get 2 more shots in at 30... most will get all 10. If you, by some chance, fail to do this on your first try the instructors will come by and personally ensure that you pass the test. That may involve some instruction or some tips on shooting. If you know how to handle a weapon this should not prove difficult.


The rest of the day was filled with legal speak and "what if" scenarios. SCG uses a power point presentation during the class to show videos, pictures, and various laws and regulations. I found that the videos were a very powerful way to show certain techniques or mistakes executed by real people. This part was very informative. Basically going over carry laws and when it's legal to use deadly force. It was very interesting stuff and I think that the class should be longer, just to thoroughly cover all the legal aspects.

Towards the end of the day, we had to do a fair amount paperwork. Filling out the application and fingerprint card took a long time. There are certain codes and ways to write things on those forms, and they have to be filled out perfectly. Luckily, the instructor will go through all this with you. Of course, you must be fingerprinted to acquire a CCW permit. If you've never been fingerprinted before, it's kind of weird.

The very last thing we did was take the written exam. It's a short test, 20 questions, all in multiple choice. Throughout the day, the instructor would note when a subject he covered was a test question. You could make mental note, or actual notes. All of the questions are either common sense, or very specific answers. You must get 100% on your test to pass, but if you do fail you can review and retest... immediately. You will pass this test, everyone in the class did on the first try.

I learned a lot about gun laws during this class. What I've taken away most from this class is that most laws fall into a "gray area" when it comes to interpretation. Ultimately every action you take will be decided by a jury of your peers... most of which will probably not own guns. Then again, they always say that it's better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

Jell-O, Without It You Will Die

I've recently rediscovered something from my childhood, something that I forgot about years ago. That wonderful thing? Jell-O! That's right, the most delicious thing in the history of mankind. Jell-O, specifically the gelatin variety, has become a huge part of my life. I just wanted to share my love for Jell-O with you fine folks.

Here are a few Jell-O fun facts:

• Jell-O is usually made from cattle bones and hides and pork skin.
• Jell-O is the official state snack of Utah (and official snack of bloggers... that and hot pockets).
• Jell-O is available in 20 different flavors, but originally was only available in 4 flavors. The first flavors were strawberry, orange, raspberry, and lemon.
  
  

American Handgunner Magazine And The NRA!

Here is a great offer that I've recently taken advantage of, and would like to pass on to as many people as I can.

American Handgunner Magazine is has a pretty outstanding subscription offer. Basically, you'll get 12 months of magazines and a 1 year membership to the NRA, for the low price of $17.76! Normally, just the subscription to the magazine would cost $19.75 for one year. Not only are you saving a couple of dollars, but you'll be getting an NRA membership which is worth $35!

It's a hell of a deal and a hell of a savings. If you aren't in the NRA now, this is the perfect time to get in on it! Also, if you are already a member of the NRA(as I am), you can get yourself the magazine and you'll get a certificate to sign up a friend!

You can't beat this deal with a stick, so get your ass over there and subscribe today!

Stuffing Envelopes And Mass Mailing: Old School Advertising

What a great Friday, and what a way to start the new year... stuffing envelopes. Isn't that a little old school? Do people even look at envelopes anymore? I thought everything was over email.

Now, if memory serves me right... you can make THOUSANDS stuffing envelopes every week! ZOMG! Hahaha, where are my fucking thousands?

Also, quite a few of these are the lick and seal type which is disgusting. After all this ingestion of glue I have to ask: Should I be dizzy?

Happy New Year!

As I sit here, 30 minutes until midnight, and the start of a new year. I think about this past year, and how much has changed in that time.

As I sit here, sipping Grey Goose Vodka... (the vodka of choice for older gentlemen and French whores) I think about people who have died, and who I will never see again.

As I sit here, eating a chocolate cupcake that must be from Thanksgiving, I think about what new things the coming year will bring.

As I sit here, seriously contemplating masturbating, I think about what I'm going to be thinking about this time next year.

W00t! Happy New Year!

Join The NRA, Protect Your Rights

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With the ever changing political climate and our forthcoming administration, fighting for your personal liberties and rights is more important than ever.

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Wait... Is This A Valid Form Of Payment?!

Every once in a while I see something in the Internet, or "Intrawebz" as the retards call it, that catches my eye. Today I stumbled upon such a thing and thought it prudent to recommend it to my loyal fans... all 9 of you.

Geekologie.com posted a story about a guy that tormented a bill collector with some of the most hilirious and ridiculous stuff I've ever read. Click here for the full conversation, trust me it's worth it.