That's right folks, it's the day we celebrate our independence as a nation! I'll be doing what every American should be doing tomorrow... NOTHING! w00t! Enjoy your holiday and your freedom! If for some reason you can't enjoy freedom, then you are a criminal or you live in a shit country... either way, you're fucked!Tomorrow I will hang my American flag on my house with pride... under the rays of the hot sun, and under the blazing and hateful glare of my illegal immigrant neighbors(who think it's a good idea to hang out on the front drive rather than the in the backyard).
Freedom my friends... soak it up! Have a great weekend!!!!
3 comments:
AMERRRRCA!
They tuuk eerrr jeeeeybs!
you didn't mention anything about playing the top gun theme song at ear-blistering volumes! why is that? my personal favorite july 4th song is "america, fuck yeah". that's what i was rotating.
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