As I sit here, 30 minutes until midnight, and the start of a new year. I think about this past year, and how much has changed in that time.As I sit here, sipping Grey Goose Vodka... (the vodka of choice for older gentlemen and French whores) I think about people who have died, and who I will never see again.
As I sit here, eating a chocolate cupcake that must be from Thanksgiving, I think about what new things the coming year will bring.
As I sit here, seriously contemplating masturbating, I think about what I'm going to be thinking about this time next year.
W00t! Happy New Year!

2 comments:
uhhh... so did you do it?
Did I do what? Finish the cupcake? Fuck yeah I did! It was pretty stale, but I was drunk!
Also, I remember frosting a cupcake.... that could have been a dream.
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