What a great Friday, and what a way to start the new year... stuffing envelopes. Isn't that a little old school? Do people even look at envelopes anymore? I thought everything was over email.Now, if memory serves me right... you can make THOUSANDS stuffing envelopes every week! ZOMG! Hahaha, where are my fucking thousands?
Also, quite a few of these are the lick and seal type which is disgusting. After all this ingestion of glue I have to ask: Should I be dizzy?
2 comments:
First off: why are you stuffing envelopes?
Second: They make these blue bottles that have a little sponge at one end, that does that nasty moistening job for you. They are really cheap, and you can get them at any office supply store.
Yeah, I guess I didn't explain the reasons for the envelope stuffing in the first place.
As you may know, our economy is in the shitter. So, in an effort to cut costs, my company fired the sales force.
Without a sales people, we can't produce new customers or properly service current customers.
With an eye towards maximizing profit and productivity, we decided to send flyers out in the mail, with our current price sheets. We are also opening for business on Saturday, and needed a way to let our customers know. Two birds with one stone.
Most of the envelopes are peel and stick kind, but we ran out and had to use a couple of the lick and seal kind. So, I don't really need that nifty little doodad you are talking about. I appreciate the tip though. :)
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